Guam, Location unknown

- You know, I’ll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him… the things he’d say to me. 
- What did he say?

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lil-lemon-pie:

Me being an adult

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1960s Ford Falcon “Sprint”

Marinate Meat in Beer for Healthier Grilling

Marinate Meat in Beer for Healthier Grilling -

1960 Chevrolet Corvette

1960 Chevrolet Corvette -

ebbaliciousz:

geekscoutcookies:

weian-fu:

bobbycaputo:

Honey Whiskey Lemonade

This looks yummy af

My summer seduction drink

Babe look lol
np1

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wilwheaton:

thefreckledl:

shinga-tumblr:

So, yeah, that first image is from a European Sony ad and I don’t know about you BUT IT CREEPS ME OUT. Ignoring the skeevy implications (woman’s body is a plaything for men, etc) it’s also just CREEPY AS HELL. Like “this is actually the new Silent Hill design” creepy.


So I decided to make it SUPER RIDICULOUS. If more boobs = OMG SEXIER OBVIOUSLY, then mine must be HELEN OF TROY LEVELS OF THE PERFECT WOMAN, RIGHT?! Line up, fellas!

oh my god marry me

Really, Sony? Really?

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